Wise words

  • Always look people in the eye. Even if they are blind. Just say “I am looking you in the eye”
  • You only get one chance at a first impression. I suggest William Shatner, because its easy to do. “Spock! are there any signs of life down there?”
  • The most amazing things that can happen to a human being will happen to you, if you just lower you expectations.
  • Take a lesson from parakeets. If you’re ever feeling lonely, just eat in front of a mirror
  • Marry someone who looks sexy whilst disappointed,
  • Success is 1% inspiration, 98% Perspiration and 2% attention to detail.
  • You can tell a lot about a man by what he writes in his biography.
  • Watch a sunrise at least once a day.
  • If you love something, set it free. Unless its a Tiger.
  • If you are ever in a jam, a crayon crunched up under your nose makes a good pretend moustache.
  • When life gives you lemonade, make lemons. Life will be like “Whaaaaat?”

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